Friday, July 17, 2015

Suggested Topics 7/17/2015

Well, no Qs were asked yesterday, so no As could be given...
Also, there were no suggested topics, so I'll have to come up with my own.

Today I'm talking about...sofas. Why not?
Okay, so sofas are things you'd normally find in your living room or basement. They're meant for sitting on, but from time to time, ya fall asleep on 'em. And let me tell you this: I find sleeping on the couch far more enjoyable than sleeping on a bed. I am not one to lie flat on my back in bed. This isn't 2008. I'm not a plank. I like to sleep on my side with my head propped up. At the same time, I don't want to prop my head up with a bajillion pillows or fold a couple over. It's either too much or too unreliable. The arm of a sofa works beautifully. I can rest my head on that and sink into the back of the couch. Plus, the cushions typically slope downward from front to back, so it's easy to rest in the same position all night long...

HEY! Here's a little history. The Romans used to use sofas as the all-purpose furniture piece. They'd sleep on 'em. They'd pull up a table to eat or do work. So there you go. Friends, countrymen, lend me your...butts. 'Cause I want you to sit on a couch.

Alright! That'll do it for today. Tomorrow I talk gaming. See ya then. BYE.

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